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Bartender: "What'll you have?"
Consumer: "A scotch, please."
The bartender hands him the drink, and says, "That'll be five dollars.
The imbiber says, "What are you talking about? I don't owe you anything for this."
A lawyer, sitting nearby and overhearing the conversation, then offers, "You know, he's got you there. In the original offer, which constitutes a binding contract upon acceptance, there was no stipulation of remuneration.
The bartender was not impressed, but says to the smiling drinker, "Okay, you beat me for a drink. But don't ever let me catch you in here again.
The next day, the winner walks into the bar.
The bartender says, "What the heck are you doing in here? I can't believe you've got the nerve to come back!"
"What are you talking about? I've never been in this place in my life!"
"I bet," says the bartender. "You must have a double then."
"Thank you! Make it a scotch."
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