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Bartender: "What'll you have?"

Consumer: "A scotch, please."

The bartender hands him the drink, and says, "That'll be five dollars.

The imbiber says, "What are you talking about?  I don't owe you anything for this."

A lawyer, sitting nearby and overhearing the conversation, then offers, "You know, he's got you there.  In the original offer, which constitutes a binding contract upon acceptance, there was no stipulation of remuneration.

The bartender was not impressed, but says to the smiling drinker, "Okay, you beat me for a drink.  But don't ever let me catch you in here again.

The next day, the winner walks into the bar.

The bartender says, "What the heck are you doing in here? I can't believe you've got the nerve to come back!"

"What are you talking about?  I've never been in this place in my life!"

"I bet," says the bartender. "You must have a double then."

"Thank you! Make it a scotch."

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